i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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