Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Someone shattered a urinal.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
