no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
