But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We talked him into tasing himself.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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