It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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