id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I stole a fireplace last night.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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