You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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