Midget sex pt 2 tonight
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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