Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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