I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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