i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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