I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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