He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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