I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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