you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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