I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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