Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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