we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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