Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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