You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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