She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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