part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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