Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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