So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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