My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am spending my child support on dildos
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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