he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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