ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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