Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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