My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
She needs sedatives and a leash
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Randomize
