I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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