I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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