You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Randomize
