TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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