"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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