Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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