I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I think people are normalizing furries
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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