And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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