Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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