High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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