Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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