Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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