Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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