We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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