I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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