i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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