That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
so much tequila, so little girl.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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