sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I need to calm my uterus...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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