I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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