but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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