Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Its about making memories worth repressing
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
