As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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