You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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