Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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