seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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