I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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