My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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