I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
